Page 1/1 The storage is a complete mess thanks to the new recruits we hired recently. I, Anton, will teach you the storage code of conduct, so make sure you keep quiet. 1. Loud and strong greetings are the basics. You rookies don't even greet people properly. Did you not drink before coming here? Flex your abdomen before making a proper Black Anvil Dwarf greeting. 2. If you're dumb, at least try. Why do you keep on asking if the overseer is an easy job? Overseer Merlin has a hobby of putting dwarves in his showcase. Don't forget your orders. If you think you're going to forget them, write them down on your hands or clothes. 3. Put the golems back where they were after use. We're not immature dwarves who don't have table manners. Why would you just throw the golem in a random place? If you get caught again, you'll work here without golems. 4. If you want your voice to be heard, yell. The workshop is a noisy place. Make sure to yell so that the other person understands you. If you aren't confident about yelling loudly, let me know. I'll teach you how to bellow properly. A word of caution. It might hurt. 5. If you made a mistake, report it. If things blow up because you're trying to take care of a problem alone, it's over. Don't hide your mistakes. You might become the 32nd dwarf to go missing here. 6. Don't forget the storage key. Who's the guy that lost the storage key? Take the backup key, make the same one, and bring it back. The backup key is in Brick's mouth. He was the third one to go missing. And Brick is located on the 1-10-59 showcase, in the moss-covered box. While you're there, feel free to water the moss. I'm always honest when I'm teaching my juniors. If you don't want me to nitpick everything you do, make sure you improve.