Page 1/2 Annie's Jokebook Do you think the shepherd saw that sheep crying? - No, but he herd it. What type of shark loves nails? - A hammerhead. Why does water never laugh? It hates dry humor. Why is a candle always so dizzy? Because it's light-headed. What kind of job do two butts have? Assassin Why is the sky being so loud? Someone's knocking on heaven's door. Page 2/2 What are dental x-rays called? - Tooth pics What does copper say when it leaves? - CU later! What does the king say to the sky? Hail! What do you call a cold dog? - A chili dog Why did two fours skip a meal? - They already eight. What do trees like to drink? - Root Beer What kind of shoes do you wear when walking on ice? - Slippers Why didn't the butcher make a bet? - The steaks were too high
